There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
I read the Orcs…
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did i already post this? whatever, it’s just as funny every time.
(via stfuteabaggers) oh my god I was not fucking expecting that. AMAZING
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I’ve posted this before and I don’t care it’s going up here again.
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Also it involves a 100 page speech of silliness.
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