The most adorable little octopus in the world looks like a cross between a Pac-Man ghost and a Pokemon creature.
Just don’t ask for its name because it doesn’t have one yet. But the octopus is so cute that “adorable” might become part of its scientific identity.
I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.
I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.
Hamlet as a D&D paladin.
Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK
