This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.
I think Mr. Trump is still mad about that time Jon said he eats pizza like a carpetbagger.
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#Or something to that effect. #WITH A FORK? #A FORK I SAY?!? #drunk tumbling #2013-5-3 Drunk TimesI think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.
I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.
Hamlet as a D&D paladin.
Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK
